A Laugh for the New Year

NewYear 2016 Mr.  Johnson was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.  He said, “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks.  The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds.”

When Mr. Johnson returned, he shocked the doctor by having dropped twenty-five pounds. “That’s incredible!” the doctor told him.  “You did this just by following my instructions?”

The slimmed-down Mr. Johnson nodded.  “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No,” replied Mr. Johnson, “from skipping.”

(Source – 777 Great Clean Jokes by Jennifer Hahn)

Resolution Joke

If you have to lose weight, forget about making resolutions and just keep persevering  prayerfully.  Setting resolutions which often are broken before the month of January ends, can get us feeling down and depressed.

Have a happy New Year!

Elizabeth Ellis

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